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Funny Anti-Microsoft

2005-12-15T14:18:00.000-08:00

Well first of all, I am proud to state that this blog is/was created using Linux. I find incredible satisfaction at being one of the people that makes so that the richest man in the World cannot sleep at night. To be honest, how many people want the CEO of your company to act like an idiot? How many people want to buy from someone that doesn't care about how good the software is as long as people buy from them? Are you still sure that you want to buy from a company that has had (and continues to have) more software bugs than any other company. I certainly wouldn't. There are other alterantives.

Linux and Mac instantly come to mind. The choice is up to you.

Winders 98

2005-12-13T10:44:00.000-08:00

Redneck - Winders 98

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note:
the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive
floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs.

Other features:

Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

* OK ats aww-right
* cancel hail no
* reset awa shoot
* yes shore
* no Naaaa
* find hunt-fer it
* go to over yonder
* back back yonder
* help hep me out here
* stop ternit off
* start crank it up
* settings sittins
* programs stuff at does stuff
* documents stuff I done done

Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98:

* tiperiter A word processor
* colering book a graphics program
* addin mershene calculator
* outhouse paper notepad
* jupe-box CD Player
* iner-net Microsoft Explorer
* pichers A graphics viewer
* IRS M/S accounting software
* IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files
* coon dog American kennel club records
* fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
* NRA National Rifle Association
* shot gun Remington Arms price list
* riffel Winchester price list
* pisstel Smith and Wesson price list
* truck Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code
* house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code
* car same as truck just need two, list in Alabama
* cuzzins family history (usually a 3 meg file)
* tax records usually an empty file
* shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
* bud list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
* rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race
* car 'n truck parts nearest junk yard by zip code
* doc veterinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.

HAHAHAHA

BTW I am bored 2day

The Happenings of my life.

2005-12-13T04:43:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone out there!!! Today we don't have any school because of a funeral which I won't have to attend. Although I am doing work at home, I am also having a lot of much needed computer time. Yesterday, I came home from school at lunch ate two ham sandwiches and didn't rise until about 4:30 to do some school-work. I also messed with my cousin Josh Nisly's new program HyperType 1.0. It is available for Linux compiled from source and also as an rpm. I was able to Install it easily on my Mepis system with the rpm.

sudo alien -i hypertype-0.1-1.i586.rpm

I was also able to convert it to a Debian package with:

sudo alien -d hypertype-0.1-1.i586.rpm

This is only for the Linux operating system so that is another reason to switch to Linux.

Skype

2005-12-10T09:36:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone out there!! I just wanted to let everyone know about a super cool program out there. Skype. It is a chat/VoIP program. You can chat for free or call anyone that has downloaded Skype for free. There is a version for every platform imaginable. From Pocket PC to Linux. I am very impressed. If you want to know my id, just leave me a comment with your name and email address, and I will get back with you.

BTW, if you want a link to your site and/or blog just email me or leave me a comment.

Nutrition Banquet

2005-12-07T04:38:00.000-08:00

Last night we had a nutrition banquet at school. It was hosted by us school kids and the parents and teachers attended. We worked inncredibly hard on it and there is still a minor mess there. Since there are more people with boy parts than girl parts, two of us had to be with a male. I am happy to say that my geek status is still without having a girlfriend; I was with Kenneth.

Expect some pictures on this post on the near future.

Say no to Bill

2005-12-06T05:04:00.000-08:00

Hey head over to this Blog's sister blog. Warning! Computers are Discussed! Not for the faint of heart.

Hi again

2005-11-29T11:45:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RSS FEEDS!!!!!

RSS feeds are awesome!! I would encourage everyone to download and install one NOW!

This is an example of how RSS Feeds look. This is with the Linux program Akregator. There are also many versions for Windows and Mac. Like I said, I have experience with Akregator. I also have experience with Mozilla Thunderbird as a mail client and as an RSS reader. I would recomend both of them. If you do not like Thunderbird, I would just do a simple Google search.
BTW the reason I am not at school is because I am sick.

No school!!

2005-11-25T12:43:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone out there!! There's no school today!!! Went to Office Max to buy a 1 GB thumbdrive and they were sold out. I had an interesting conversation with a lady. She wanted some help to find a router. After I told her that she might get better results if she asked someone that worked there, she looked rather embarrased.

Wow!!!! Another post!!!!

2005-11-17T21:02:00.000-08:00

Hi I am posting again!!!!
skype.com
That is a cool chat/voip program. Best of all it works for LINUX!!!
It also works with Mac OS X and M$ Windoze.

Well, duh why wouldn't you want it. More secure etc. Firefox

Finally another Post

2005-09-08T14:07:00.000-07:00

Yeah Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!! another post!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!! I am very busy with school. I am working my butt off! Here's a video clip that you might like. Wow amazing.
Heres a pic that shows that at least one politician is honest.

Why the Name?

2005-08-20T08:33:00.000-07:00

According to the FBI, CIA, and several other intelligence agencies, the author of the site uses toiletpaper. We can not be sure, but if the FBI and the CIA think so it MUST be true.